Shinjuku Attacked!
Left-wing radicals made a daring assault on Shinjuku i LAND Tower today. They claimed they wanted to liberate Japan from its slavery to consumerism. The men had entered through some tenth floor windows shouting their political stance, but were soon placated by salesgirls at a DoCoMo shop inside the building, who offered them free keitai straps and promotion coupons good for a free one-month supply of Gatsby hair wax.
When passers-by near the building at the time of the event were asked for their reactions to the assault, the most common response was, “Ee?! Majide?! I was busy text-messenging my friends on my mobile phone. I never noticed.”















April 2nd, 2010 at 4:11 am
Nice
Though protesters these days aren’t what they once were… In my day we’d have held out for at least a little Vuitton pouch for the girlfriend as well.
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Billy W Reply:
April 2nd, 2010 at 2:25 pm
Well, you know, these guys were pretty realistic given the current economic situation.
Ah, the good old bubble days…
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