Here’s To You, Loser!
I think it prudent that when marketing a beer to those whose existences are much less than adequately fulfilling, a beer company should spice up the drink’s name a little.
Oh, well… Maybe this is the new-type straightforward thinking of Japan in the new millenium.















April 29th, 2010 at 5:22 pm
Haha, probably an appropriate beer for me. As long as it tastes good.
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April 29th, 2010 at 11:25 pm
Nice.
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April 30th, 2010 at 2:31 am
That about sums it up.
I hope the back says:
“please discard 3/4 empty can anywhere you please even if there’s a trash can nearby…..it’s befitting your zeroness ….cuz remember….your a loser”
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April 30th, 2010 at 2:31 am
@Tornadoes:
Yeah, I should’ve bought a can and given it a review.
@Blue Shoe:
The funny thing is… it’s from Okinawa, apparently. I would’ve thought with that name, it was more for the work-insane-hours salaryman crowd. In Okinawa, it’s supposed to be way laid back
@Chris B:
Yeah, that would work out well cuz another loser would come along and drink 25% of the remaining 75%, discard the rest, and the cycle would continue until somebody redeemed the aluminum can for a nickel to put toward his next purchase of “Zero Life.”
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April 30th, 2010 at 3:22 am
If I were a drinker, these would be my best friends during my 5am infomercial marathons. Thank criminy I’m not a drinker!
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April 30th, 2010 at 7:26 am
I thought first it was Okinawa beer, but the label says it’ a new genre of malt liqueur with no carbohydrate, and grape picture on the can…. so what is this? is it a sweet beer? if so I can take it.
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May 1st, 2010 at 1:42 pm
@Katie:
Yeah, your body is better off without this stuff, for sure.
@Taeko:
I’m not exactly sure what it is… haha.
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May 2nd, 2010 at 3:41 am
Amazing!
I’m going to drink that the next time I’m feeling sorry for myself.
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